February 2012
i’m not drinking coffee at 6:30 pm on a friday night lol wut
emilyjillian asked: You can get those nails by being an azn bamf with a shit-ton of patience.
Someone go with me to the party tonight, I don’t want to go alone and be the “lost puppy” as Keith likes to call me.
Please .______.
i have a brunch at Pi Beta Phi in about an hour and i’m so nervous omg i could throw up
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“Eye me up for I am fucka|lova|amiable. I am pretty and chunky and young, I am...”
– Courtney Love (via heroinkilledtherockstar)
One of the girls right next to our dorm is having a super heated argument with her [now ex] boyfriend because he cheated on her…and the entire floor can hear her.
I’m not even gonna say anything about her being loud because bitch has a right to yell at his sorry ass.
That is all.
m3dicating asked: Seriously go do it, find a place closed to a train yard or station where they park the cars, climb atop and just spend the day on one relaxing, everyone needs to do it. It was my favorite hobby for almost a year straight.
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Anonymous asked: who would you be willing to dress up like that for?
Watchbadobsessionn:
brb dying
i just love these girls to pieces okay bye
i think folding laundry is my least favorite chore to do, ever
so i’m just gonna sit here and watch south park and maybe blast foxy shazam later and stuff.
"Sticky beer balls."
That is all.
Watchthedailywhat:
Kickass Kid of the Day: When convicted killer Thomas Andrew Woods grabbed 7-year-old Brittney Baxter inside a Walmart in west Georgia, she immediately recalled her Stranger Danger training and began kicking and screaming as hard as she could.
Brittney was in the toy aisle when Woods approached her and began talking to her before abruptly grabbing her and making for the exit. She...
“The cave you fear to enter holds the treasure you seek.”
– Joseph Campbell (via nirvikalpa)
